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Haha, random guy on omegle.com

You: Hi
Stranger: HEY!
You: Don't you hate when people
You: take Christmas too seriously
You: and make you said
You: X Mas
You: and then
Stranger: said?
You: you think of x men christmas
You: and instead of Santa
Stranger: haha
You: you get wolverine
You: and he's like
Stranger: dude
You: What do you want for Christmas, little kid?
Stranger: dont you hate it when you get
You: and then claws your fucking face off.
Stranger: rick roll'd
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: Hey
You: haha, yes.
Stranger: OH HERRO!!!
Stranger: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Stranger: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Stranger: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Stranger: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Stranger: HAHA RICK ROLL'D!!
Stranger: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: OH HERRO!!!
Stranger: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Stranger: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Stranger: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Stranger: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
You: hahahahaa <3
Stranger: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Stranger: OH HERRO!!!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: HAHA RICK ROLL'D!!
Stranger: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Stranger: just like that
Stranger: : )
You: Yup
You: I hate that
Stranger: lol
You: But you know what I love?
You: Gorillaz.
You: Fucking sick.
Stranger: there is a species of gorilla
Stranger: taht's scientific name is
You: There is a species. Of human.
You: That don't poop
Stranger: Gorilla gorilla gorilla
Stranger: lol
You: :O
Stranger: but yeah I'm assuming youre talking about the band/group
Stranger: sick shit
You: <3
Stranger: Clint Eastwood
You: YES
Stranger: Hip Albatross
Stranger: sick music
You: oh.
You: Big D and the Kids Table
You: Look that up
Stranger: k
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: I typed it in Last.fm
Stranger: guy
Stranger: you?
You: girl
Stranger: would not have guessed with the whole x men spheal
Stranger: haha
You: haha
You: Oh, my lord. It's storming so bad here
Stranger: Brass in a Rock band?
Stranger: cool
You: I like it.
Stranger: the lyrics are a bit obnoxious but its sick
Stranger: where do you live?
You: Tennessee
Stranger: cool!
You: Haha, where are you?
Stranger: you must have an accent huh
Stranger: New Hampshire
You: Nuh
Stranger: oh
You: But a ton of people do. It's.. annoying.
Stranger: I got a cuz that lives in Corbin, KY
You: Well, I don't think so.
Stranger: so i know all about that
You: haha
You: Do you have a myspace?
Stranger: nah
You: ahh
Stranger: Never really got one
You: I like it. It's easier than facebook
Stranger: OH really?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I guess it's just what you are used to
You: Haha, facebook is so confusing >.<
You: and a lot less personalized
Stranger: yeah thats true
Stranger: they both waste our time equally though
You: haha, that's true
You: I hope you get cornered in an alley way by a giant donkey in a wheel chair that cant feel its legs, and then it proceeds to rape you anally with a dildo made of rusty nails and safety pins bound together by barbed wire.
and I hope you are reincarnated as an ant in my house and I step on you. And then you get reincarnated again as another ant. And I step on you again but miss your head and you are missing your legs and wither in agony. Then you are reincarnated again as an ant for the final time. But this time you are reincarnated to the past and feel the wrath of 8 year old Lily, as she hoses down your entire nest and you drown.
And I hope your virginity losing sucked, and everyone laughed at you because of how bad you preformed sexually.
Also, I hope you also catch hep b or a mild cold sore that's very embarrassing and makes you lose your former wife/husband/dog.
You: :D
Stranger: lol
You: I sent that to this guy
Stranger: wow
Stranger: didn't see that coming
You: I hope he laughed
Stranger: you're
Stranger: different huh
You: I hope so
Stranger: you don't seem to put on the fake personna that so many girls do today
You: [:
Stranger: How old are you?
You: Fourteen >.<
Stranger: Freshman?
You: I will be. x.x
Stranger: haha damn
You: Hahaha, these people
You: had like health disorders
You: where if they had sex.. it would kill them
Stranger: wait what?
Stranger: where
You: so this doctor helped them take it one step at a time
You: so it wouldn't make their heart rates go up so fast
You: and then they finally had sex..
You: and died.
Stranger: hahahhaha
You: Why is that so funny? plahaha
You: Gah, they were so Asian..
Stranger: sorry
You: i mean, I'm asian. so I'm not racist
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Oh, I was adopted
You: from Vietnam
Stranger: thats sick
You: yea
You: Asians scare me..
You: Shutter scarred me for life
Stranger: so you have white parents
You: yea
Stranger: see you are different
You: well they're divorced. So I have a step dad
You: Mhm [:
Stranger: oh
Stranger: 8th grade huh
Stranger: running the show
You: Haha
You: 8th grade sucks x.x
Stranger: Nah, it's one of the better years
Stranger: at least it was for me
You: I just can't stand most of the people in my school
Stranger: year before HS where the teachers try to scare you
Stranger: well you really only need a select group of friends
You: My friends are IN high school
Stranger: weird
You: I'd rather them than.. these immature twits
Stranger: Maybe it's just me, but i really didn't start talking to the other people in different grades until high school
Stranger: well you are old for your grade
You: Nuh, I'm young
Stranger: noo
Stranger: i was 14 when i went into 10th grade
You: Hmm.. that's strange
Stranger: but i am young for my grade
You: Well there you go
You: the people in 8th grade all turned 14 last year
You: I just turned 14 in February.
Stranger: maybe it's just TN
Stranger: hah
You: haha, maybe
Stranger: nah thats about right
Stranger: My Bdays in Nov.
Stranger: and in 8th grade i turned 13
You: Oh,
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'm the youngest in my grade
Stranger: in my school
You: Well there ya go
You: My brother was always the youngest
You: his birthday is in august
Stranger: is your brother from Vietnam
You: Nuh
Stranger: thats pretty cool
You: Mhm. I love him ^_^
You: He's the reason I'm not scared of storms
Stranger: hahaa thats cute
You: but he's the reason I'm scared of heights..
Stranger: I have a little sister, I'm assuming he's older
You: Oh, yea
You: If you go back in time..
You: don't shake the thing in a ferris wheel when you're at the very top
You: It WILL scar her for life.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: she's only 6
You: I was three
Stranger: so she really hasnt been on a ferris wheel
Stranger: oh
You: Oh, well then don't do that if you take her on one for the first time
Stranger: Yes Ma'am
Stranger: That will do it though.
Stranger: So, what are you doing?
You: I'm sitting here. and talking on the phone. and listening to Gorillaz
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sweet
You: You?
Stranger: Chilling
You: I can't feel my hand
Stranger: asleep?
You: I had three headbands wrapped around my wrist
Stranger: wtf!?
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: for your hair
You: haha
You: I don't wear them
You: because people are like
You: BLAHHHHHH You're a $C3n3 KIDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: oh
Stranger: $C3n3 = Scene
right
You: haha
Stranger: don't laugh
You: Haha
You: :D
You: akeuryhgliugalrawektlqertggt
You: What the fucking hell.
Stranger: wait hold on
Stranger: what is that????
You: What is what?
You: Fucking hell?
You: Or what is scene?
Stranger: no
Stranger: akeuryhgliugalrawektlqertggt
You: Oh, that's me typing a ton of letter because I'm frustrated at the fact that shitty twilight broke the record of Harry Potter being the most favorited book on the kids choice awards
You: someone just informed me
Stranger: OH, wow
I can't believe I just typed that
Stranger: and wtf?
Stranger: Twilight.. really
You: I hate twilight.
You: with. a. passion.
Stranger: It's poorly written
You: Extremely
Stranger: but w/e
Stranger: fad
Stranger: is
Stranger: a
Stranger: fad
You: Yea. It won't last 10 years like Harry Potter.
Stranger: I didn't mean to type that out seprately
You: haha
Stranger: yeah and people will just grow out of it
You: I cannot wait for that to happen.
Stranger: I know kids that are still obsessed with Harry Potter today
You: <--
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im laughing at the <---- not you being obsessed
You: haha, ok
You: Scary Movie 4 is on :O
You: But it's on Comedy Central..... :/
Stranger: Which one is that
You: I have no clue
Stranger: those are not that bad
Stranger: compared to the
Stranger: Meet the spartans and date movie
You: Ugh, I had to sit through um...
You: that one with Drake Bell...
You: Hero movie?
Stranger: i have no clue
Stranger: lol you are in a league beyond mine, im still reading up on what scene is
You: Haha, really?
You: awe
You: here, I'll send you some scene kids
Stranger: haha
You: One second, I have to find them
You: http://www.myspace.com/johnnyvixen5
You: http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/67/s_300e8661b3124edaba4aa478ba27a8e6.jpg
You: http://www.myspace.com/coreyxatreyu
Stranger: Oh okay
Stranger: i got ya
Stranger: skinny jeans
You: http://www.myspace.com/littleredtears
Stranger: pop punk
You: yeh
Stranger: damn
You: she's a whore. Don't try.
Stranger: haha
You: cause, she's such a bitch >.<
Stranger: I guess you could say there are some scene girls in my school
You: Probably
Stranger: they just cant really pull it off well
You: haha
You: hahahaha, oh my God. This is so dumb..
Stranger: what?
You: Scary Movie 4
Stranger: oh yeah the get exponentially worse
You: haha
You: Is it bad that I wouldn't date someone with one arm?
You: I take that as a yes
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: sorry
You: pahahah
Stranger: uh
Stranger: idk
Stranger: maybe?
Stranger: why
You: Because my friend's boyfriend was like
You: [talking to my friend] Would you date me if I only had one arm?
You: And she was like No. Would you date me?
You: and he's like Yes.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hahahhaha
You: haha
You: then I started thinking about it
You: and I was like.. I wouldn't date someone with one arm..
You: Would you?
Stranger: um
Stranger: yeah probably
Stranger: i dont really know
You: I mean, like
You: If I saw someone at the mall with an Owl City shirt on
You: I wouldn't be like
You: Hm, I'm gonna talk to him
You: wait, yes I would
You: wait, no I wouldn't..
You: Ahh.. that's such a hard decision. I mean, it's Owl City..
Stranger: haha
You: but then again he only has one arm
You: and I'm incredibly shallow..
Stranger: well
Stranger: i think we all are shallow
You: Oh, good.
You: wait, haha. That's not good
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah
You: Do diet sodas make dicks smaller?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: no
Stranger: not from my experience
Stranger: haha
You: haha, ok
You: Because apparently steroids do.. and it reminded me of that
You: I don't know much about drugs >.<
You: Which is a good thing.. I think
Stranger: steroids make your balls smaller
You: Oh.
Stranger: only when you are using them
You: Oh
Stranger: becasuse your body recogonises that you don't need as much sexual hormones
You: Why don't you
Stranger: so it stops secretion of testostorone, which is why people bulk up quick and then when they go off of it they are mad small
Stranger: cause steroids are just a male/female hormone
You: ohhh
Stranger: Estrogen or testostorone
You: Panic! At The Disco
Stranger: lol
You: What's your name? Oh, wait. Is it Chris?
You: Oh, wait. That was that other guy
Stranger: damn this thing keeps not scrolling
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: other guy?
You: haha, it's ok
Stranger: nah my names not chris
You: Yea, this other on here but he was a creeper.
Stranger: oh
You: Uhhhhhhhhhh oh! Hold on.
You: My bladder is calling for a pee.
Stranger: yeah i just found this site today
You: me too
You: be right back, though
Stranger: lol
You: I heard
You: that when you pee.. some of it goes into your mouth
You: so I was gonna try and see if I tasted pee
You: but then this guy texted me.and I got distracted
You: fail
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wtf
You: Like, there's this gland
You: that makes it go in your mouth
You: But I don't think that's true o.o
Stranger: no
Stranger: maybe it is but probably not
You: ahh, my computer's gonna die soon
You: so if it's suddenly like
You: Blahhhhh Lily has disconnected
You: that's why
You: except. I don't think it'll say that..
You: I don't know what it says >.<

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Uhh.

Haha, random guy on omegle.com

Don't have sex. You WILL get pregnant. And die.